• Quote from "Chicken Run" The two rats voiced by Phil Daniels (Fletcher) & Timothy Spall (Nick)
  • Nick: Here's a thought. Why don't we get an egg and start our own chicken farm? That way we'd have all the eggs we could eat.
  • Fetcher: Right. We'll need a chicken, then.
  • Nick: No... no, we'll need an egg. You have the egg first, that's where you get the chicken from.
  • Fetcher: No, that's cobblers. If you don't have a chicken, where are you going to get the egg?
  • Nick: From the chicken that comes from the egg.
  • Fetcher: Yeah, but you have to have an egg to have a chicken.
  • Nick: Yeah, but you've got to get the chicken first to get the egg, and then you get the egg... to get the chicken out of...
  • Fetcher: Hang on, let's go over this again.
  • Here's our chickens.
      3 days old Little chick The chickens I can't walk yet on these spindley legs I'll just sleep here then  

      Left.  Captain cock Captain cock & his b-itch Look a fly over there ooh that's ugly Captain cock, out.  

      The early years BC  (before comb) Preparing for flight being given the evil eye You looking at my bird! Chickens installed at the woods  

      Exploring the new house Captain Cock Preparing for cock a doodle do Me and my birds Strutting about  

      Chickens out Here chick chick chick! Look worms here worms just scratching about  

      You looking at my bird! Cockadoodle do Buzzard watch Can I eat one? ooh  a worm  

      I've found a slug chicken watch run away! Leave my toes alone Flower anyone?  

      ouch that's my toe, not a bleeding worm  

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